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Scandal Rewind

15 Jun

So you may or may not be aware, I am a huge Scandal fan. I wrote a review about the show for a few months back. Well today I will be part of a panel discussing the show. If you want to join in and ask questions, you can join the Google hangout. It will also be available on iTunes and YouTube.




Why Seth Macfarlane Owes Women Everywhere an Apology

25 Feb seth-macfarlane-oscar-2013-opening

So the Oscars were last night, and for the first time in maybe ever I actually sat through them. It was a challenge. I am sure by now even those of you who didn’t watch the awards have heard about Seth Macfarlane’s atrocious performance. Making racist, sexist, and truly offensive jokes is never ok, ever. The thing is, his jokes weren’t even funny. They were poorly crafted, awkwardly delivered, and poorly received. Macfarlane touched on topics as far reaching as violence against women, eating disorders, and gun violence. Not to mention the fact that he sexualized a 9 year-old girl. Yes, he did that.

Let’s just start with the opening act “We saw your boobs”. Ok, yes-female actors are sometimes asked to go topless for roles. Sometimes these scenes are very powerful and really add to the movie- sometimes they do not. What Seth did was strip these women of their talent, their hard work, and turn them into objects present for male pleasure rather than professional actors. He didn’t make any jabs at the film industry for asking these women to go topless, he didn’t comment on male nudity, or lack thereof in the film industry. All of these things could have been done, and done well, and would have made his crude joke somewhat more appealing. This annoying, poorly done song essentially told these women, who by the way were named specifically, that their work was not valued in Hollywood. He was telling them that men weren’t watching them and valuing their work, but rather that their male audiences were simply giggling at their boob shots and ignoring their work as a whole.

It’s also important to point out that many of these nude scenes he describes were in fact rape scenes, Hillary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry for example. Clearly, these topless shots were only there for men to get off on… Honestly?

And this was just the opening act.

349220530_rihanna-chrisbrown-467I’m just going to run through a few of the other terrible things he said last night. Of Django Unchained, “This is a story of a man fighting to get back his woman who’s been subjected to unthinkable violence –or, as Rihanna and Chris Brown call it, a date movie!” Ok, so just for starters, joking about violence against women isn’t cool in the same way that joking about rape isn’t cool. And doing it at the Oscars just perpetuates the idea in common culture that these jokes are ok, that they don’t in any way lessen these acts of violence and therefore lead to a frame of mind which enables men to commit them because they don’t think its really all that big of a deal. Also, Django Unchained is about a black woman being subjected to violence at the hands of a white man, and then being rescued by a black man- maybe Macfarlane should have watched the movie first as well.


Seth went on to sexualize 9 year-old Quvenzhané Wallis, the amazing young actress in Beasts of the Southern Wild when he made a crack about the possibility of her getting with George Clooney. QWImmediately after he made the joke Macfarlane giggled nervously and threw Clooney a drink by way of apology- I think he maybe realized he had stepped over the line. But then again, maybe he was just worried Clooney beat the shit out of him later.

Oh, and who could forget Seth’s remark on eating disorders. He thanked all of the women in the audience who conveniently got “the flu” a few weeks before the awards and told them that they all looked great. So, not only did he make fun of eating disorders and the body dimorphic that rages through the country, he applauded it. I actually almost stopped watching at this point.

slide_282793_2146233_freeAt one point Macfarlane joked about Jennifer Aniston possibly being an exotic dancer. This joke honestly, just wasn’t funny. I think that Seth was trying to poke fun at Channing Tatum for being an exotic dancer, but rather than making fun of the man he chose to demean his female cohost for no real reason. It just didn’t really make sense as a joke. Jennifer Aniston is an attractive, powerful woman. I guess its easier to try to bring her down than to do the same to an attractive, powerful man

When talking about the movie Lincoln, Macfarlane really took it too far. In a year rife with gun violence, making a joke about an assassination was seriously out of line. Just so you are aware, Seth said this- “I would argue that the actor who really got inside Lincoln’s head, was John Wilkes-Booth.” Just let that sink in.

Of Zero Dark Thirty Macfarlane said that the movie was an example of “a woman’s innate ability to never let anything go.” This movie is based on actual events, and an actual woman. I’m not saying I agree with the premise, or the events that take place in the movie, but the fact that he felt the need to attribute this woman’s work to an annoying female stereotype is ridiculous. If the movie had been based on a man, there’s no way that it would have been trivialized to this degree. Seriously Seth, back the fuck off women.

He also made an of the cuff remark about the Kardashians being harry, stating that the scruffy Ben Affleck could be mistaken for one of them. I don’t know what it is about powerful, successful women that Macfarlane has a problem with, but it seemed to be the only premise for his jokes this night.

Ok, and possibly one of the most offensive comments of the night was both sexist and racist. While introducing Selma Hayek, Macfarlane said that we as an audience had no idea what she was saying but it didn’t matter because she was so attractive. Ok, so not only does this make fun of the fact that she is of Latin decent for no reason, she is a great actress who has been in countless American films- we can understand what she is saying- this joke also essentially tells us that what she has to day doesn’t matter, her only value to us as an audience lies in her appearance. slide_282793_2146875_freeWhich, might I just say also basically says that the only audience Seth cares about is his male audience. He says “we” don’t care because she is so attractive, but what he means is all the men here, who are the only ones that matter, don’t care.

Which I guess pretty much sums up Macfarlane’s attitude for the entire evening. All of his jokes were made at the expense of the amazing women in the room for the “entertainment” of the men (I am not convinced that anyone, other than the drunk frat guys watching at home were truly entertained).


It’s kind of a shame too; it could have been a pretty ok night for women. No, we weren’t well represented in the nominations, but many of the women who were present, who performed were truly kick ass. Quvenzhané Wallis’ character in Beasts of the Southern Wild is such a great role-model for young girls, Wallis herself is a great role-model. She’s 9 freaking-years-old! I still couldn’t make cereal at nine, let alone get nominated for an Oscar… Jennifer Lawrence is also pretty bad ass, and she won best actress for Silver Linings Playbook, which if you haven’t seen, is absolutely amazing. Her character in this film is strong, opinionated, loud, and challenges slut shaming in an in-your-face kind of way that I adored.

slide_282793_2146372_freeThe performers were also amazing; Adele, Norah Jones, Jennifer Hudson, Shirley Bassey, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Barbra Streisand- talk about some powerhouse women! Also, Michelle Obama presented the best picture award. The Oscars this year really could have been a night for powerful women (Ok, minus the fact that when the Avengers cast was on stage, Scarlett Johansson was mysteriously absent and the fact that the in memoriam segment seriously lacked female representation).

This night really needed a strong, female host. I, along with a lot of people out in the Twittersphere would have been more than happy with another hosting by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Now that would have been a good Oscars, and might have made me forget the fact that so few women were nominated this year, especially outside of performance roles.

But I digress. My point it, if you are going to hire an asshole male to host a classy event such as the Oscars, vet him a little bit. If he is going to make crude, offensive jokes, AT LEAST make them funny- but seriously, I would prefer less offensive jokes please. You really don’t need to alienate over half the country just to garner a few laughs from some drunken frat guys- who I still maintain are the only demographic who found those jokes funny.

Seth Macfarlane was a miss, in a big way.


Beasts of the Southern Wild- A Review

1 Feb

Beasts of the Southern Wild- A Review


This is another little review I recently wrote- Enjoy!

Rape and Consent in American Horror Story Asylum: The Name Game

24 Jan

So I am a few episodes behind on this season of American Horror Story, I just watched episode 10: The Name Game. Obviously this show is known for its graphic portrayals of sex and violence, its one of the reasons that it is the show I love to hate. This episode however, flipped the roles of sexual violence as Monsignor Howard’s virginity is taken from him when Sister Mary Eunice (AKA the Devil) rapes him. Of course she has the power of the devil on her side to keep him immobile during the rape, but these supernatural aids aside, the scene does an interesting job of raising questions of consent through a new frame.


Sister Mary Eunice suggests that Howard’s body disagrees with him as he protests her advances. He pleas with her, maintaining that he has taken a vow. She counters by suggesting that he says it with lack of conviction. It’s the classic “no means yes” turned on its head. It is a man being raped by a woman, and a priest at that. Its horrific, and terrible yes but I also think its important putting it through this lens.

I would say that the majority of the sexual violence depicted on this show is not done in a “sexy way”, it is usually as uncomfortable and graphic as the acts themselves are. This scene however is rather sexualized. Sister Mary Eunice sports a sexy red night gown, and straddles over Howard suggestively.

I’m not saying I agree with the sexualization of this rape, rape is terrible no matter what, but I think that doing this- reversing the roles in this way and objectifying and victimizing the male character- does a good job at pointing out the ridiculousness of this practice. Rapes are sexualized in media all the time, and no one raises an eyebrow, but when a man is the victim it somehow stands out. It is no longer normalized. I like this, I like that by switching the roles it becomes easier to see that this practice it not ok. Rape isn’t sexy, no does mean no.

Sure Monsignor Howard doesn’t say no with much conviction, just as media’s portrayal of sexualized violence against women doesn’t often show them objecting with much conviction- but as an audience we feel that this isn’t an accurate representation.

Here’s why. Not only is Monsignor Howard a man who has taken a vow and devoted his life to God, he is certainly not going to give up his chastity to of all people the devil incarnate. The absurdity of this scene, the idea that this pious man would even for a second not mean no when he says no to getting raped by the devil I believe is a comment on anyone who says no ever. When we say no, we mean no- it doesn’t matter how you interpret the way we say no. We aren’t playing coy, our bodies our just that- ours. And when Monsignor Howard says he gave his body to Christ, he meant it. And then the devil stole it. And that my friends, is as accurate a metaphor for rape as I’ve seen in a while.


Athena Film Festival

24 Jan

Athena Film Festival


Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I wish I could go to this, or that it was here! Still, check out the movies that they are showing- there are some great ones!

The Hobbit: My Ladylike Review

5 Jan


I can’t pretend I haven’t been a fan of LOTR and the Hobbit since childhood. The Hobbit was one of the first books I read, I always imagined myself as Bilbo; A bit off-kilter but ultimately a hero you could respond to.

The book was no more a feminist text than the movie was a feminist film, but the book had one thing the movie lacked. Quality. I am nowhere close to a movie expert or critic, but I know what I like. Any movie that has me checking my watch multiple times throughout isn’t a good one in my book. I mean, I am not entirely being fair. There are worse movies out there… Gigli anyone? But I expected so much more from Peter Jackson. And we still have two more to go. Yay.

So, I might have left this movie alone, not given it a feminist critique if it had a little bit more value behind it. But it didn’t, so here I am.

There was a whopping total of ONE female character with a speaking role in this movie. That blows LOTR out of the water. The beautiful Galadriel is perhaps one of the flattest characters in the entire series. She has no flaws. She is the epitome of the perfect, ethereal, beautiful, wise, motherly woman. I mean, the women in the other movies aren’t much better but they at least come a tiny bit closer to mimicking actual women.


What’s more is Galadriel is alongside, you know, some ugly ass dudes. The men are allowed to be dirty and grimy and have faults and different facets to their personalities. But not Galadriel.  Also, she barely speaks. The only time she really says anything of importance is through her little mind reading trick. This is a pretty kick ass power, but what this silence represents, what it perpetuates is the silent, polite woman. She manifests her power in being silent. Maybe I’m a little off on this, but I don’t like the message that it sends out. She’s the only female character with lines, but even she is mostly silent.

Oh and please don’t get me started on the meaning behind that all white, virginal outfit (that somehow never gets dirty, does Middle-Earth have bleach?) she’s always wearing…

Basically Galadriel’s value lies in her beauty. I guess my lesson has been learned. I too can hang out with burping, dirty, smelly, adventurous men if I am a beautiful, tall, silent, clean blonde.

Damn my life sucks.


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